Section III Cooperstown 3, Section IV Spencer-Van Etten 1. 12 Syracuse-Bishop Ludden 2. Vernon-Verona-Sherrill (2-4-0): Logan Fisher 14 saves. Hamilton 3, Mater Dei Academy 1. Rome Free Academy 4, Vernon-Verona-Sherrill 0.
Frankort-Schuyler 1, Cooperstown 1. Ballston Spa (0-1-0). Frankfort-Schuyler (3-6-1, 2-5-1 CSC-II): Daniel Shmat one goal; Conner Grates six saves. Fonda-Fultonville 1, Canajoharie 0, overtime. Frankfort-Schuyler (3-5-1, 2-4-1 CSC-II): Roman Harrod, Robert Hnelosub one goal each; Braydon Matos seven saves. Proctor (5-1-0): Siidahmed Somow one goal, one assist; Hussein Awo, Adelin Buljubasic, Ervin Ruznic one goal each; Nidal Ramic five saves. Johnstown (2-9-0): Tyler Htchison, Mason Rathbun one goal each. The University of South Carolina: Ella McNamee. Vernon-Verona-Sherrill (3-4-0, 2-2-0 TVL Pioneer): Dan Merrill two goals; Logan Fisher two saves. Swimming and wrestling roundup | Sports | insidenova.com. Virginia Chronicle: Digital Newspaper Archive. Stockbridge Valley/Morrisville-Eaton (8-2-0, 7-0-0 CCL): Evan Baker two goals, three assists; Charlie Cross two goals; Osvaldo CocChub, Ben Jantzi, Rilet LaLonde one goal, one assist each; Braden Renner five saves. Adirondack (1-3-0, 1-0-0 CSC-I).
Oneida 5, Vernon-Verona-Sherill 2. Haftime: Fort Plain 3-2. Section IV Southern Cayuga 1, Section III Fabius-Pompey 0. 8 Bishop Grimes, a 3-2 winner over Cincinnatus. Herkimer (1-4-0, 1-3-0 CSC-II): Noah Lewis three goals; Kyle Carney, Cameron Voce two goals each. Fabius-Pompey 6, Madison 0.
Stockbridge Valley/Morrisville-Eaton (6-1-0, 5-0-0 CCL): Osvaldo CocChub three goals; Ben Jantzi two goals; Breden Renner eight saves. 2 Tully (15-2-0): Ryan Rauber two goals; Nico Marinich one goal; Oscar Breitzka three saves. Waterville (7-1-0, 5-1-0 CSC-II): Jonathon Stiles one goal, one assist; Quinn Mayne one goal; Gavin Barth one assist; Tyler Barth 11 saves. Please use this as a space to respectfully share memories, condolences, or anything else you'd like. Hamilton 2, Westmoreland/Oriskany 1. Stockbridge Valley/Morrisville-Eaton 3, Cincinnatus 0. Poland (5-0-0): Daetyn Jones one goal, one assist; Carter Cookinham, Austin Huckabone one goal each; Hunter Conklin seven saves. Rome Free Academy (10-5-1): Collin Gannon two goals, two assists; Gavin Civitelli, Logan Wittmann one goal each; Max Hilderbran eight saves. Oneida (4-2-0): Spencer Ingmire two goals; Ryan Hughes one goal, one assist; Andrew Hicks one goal; Robert Paul two assists; Carter Ano eight saves. College student Alexander Gil passes away. At the College, Gil was a member of the Chess Club.
Waterville (9-2-0): Alex Williams three goals; Quinn Mayne two goals; Tyler Green one goal, two assists; Cole Pearsall one goal; Gavin Barth two assists; Tyler Barth 15 saves. Sydney Merriweather. Poland 6, LaFargeville 0. Class A. November 2 Subregionals. Herkimer 2, Remsen 0. Halftime: Herkimer 5-0. University at Buffalo: Ellie Simmons. Markham (3-1-0): Kevin Gates three goals; Ryan Denton one goal; Nate Pcola five saves. Utica-Proctor 3, Ballston Spa 0. Copenhagen (7-7-2): Tavian Camper, Julia L'Huillier one goal each; Hayden McAtee 10 saves. Alexander gil yorktown high school new york. 4 Waterville for the third time this season in the championship match Tuesday at 5 p. at Vernon-Verona-Sherrill High School. Jamesville-DeWitt 0, Rome Free Academy 0.
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