A: 1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, and thirty natives to see the light. Perhaps it would help to say, "All of them. They adhere to a strict code of living that forbids using such modern conveniences as electricity and automobiles, and indeed often look and act as if they were time travelers from the early nineteenth century (they drive around in horse and buggy carts). "The candle is more traditional, and it uses no electricity. " Scotty rigs up some odds and ends that will keep it burning for twenty-four hours but they need to get a replacement in that time. One to change it & one to check the new one for bad psychic auras. Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst. Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. A': One: to award a billion dollar sole-source contract with Halliburton to replace it. One to flick the switch to test the bulb. A: Just one, but they break a lot of bulbs, when they drop everything to get onto the dance-floor when they hear the introduction to a dance they want to do.
Oops I'm slipping, this is the same answer as for real men.. ) Q: What do they do with the dead bulb? One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework. But the federal government's welfare reform will limit the number of free light bulbs a woman can receive to under 2 years supply. Q: How many Microsoft Visual C++ programmers does it take.... A: 400. I think it was like, uh-uh, like how many, uh-uh, like Beavis and Buttheads, huuuuuuuuuuh-uh-uh-uh-uh, does take to screw in a, uh-uh, lightbulbs? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb... Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
Except the colored ones, which are pretty cool. A: Four hundred to march on the power company and threaten to burn it down if they don't hire some African Americans to do it. Only one, but she needs a note from two doctors. One to actually do it, and nine to stand around going "Hmmm well I don't really mind who does it. A joke about Germans - I´m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it.
What do Germans call their own EasyMac? A: Only one, but it takes nine visits. Or) We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. A: Well, it looks like 2 of them are really doing it, but the real answer is actually none.
Though he will break the new bulb, the glow from his fingerprints will provide a quite nice illumination. "fen" is a long-used plural for "fan". ) If they sing loudly enough they'll break it. Men don't screw-in lightbulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them. This interview, and Dylan arriving with the light bulb, can be seen in the documentary film on Dylan's 1965 appearances in England called "Don't Look Back, " which is an outstanding feature length film I would call required viewing for Dylan fans. A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. On a weekend the parking lot would be so full of Ontario plates you would think that you were in Canada. But this bulb won't do. Beavis) Who are you calling dumb ass, butt munch? A: One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup. A: Only one, but it took three U. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place.
Available in a wide range of shops. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. They are high, not idiots. Now I have the housekeeper do it. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! One to spray green paint onto the bulb so noone bashes it with a big stick, one to change it, one to suggest they all roll a log down a hill to celebrate, and one to invite all the others round to his log cabin so they can all watch his moose moult. "No, just here for a few days. Explanation: Hegel and Marx use a logical procedure called dialectics to seek answers to seemingly mutual exclusive positions. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.