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A: Cinnamon and butter. For this sure knowledge, Lord, our gratitude. Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
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There is no sincerer love than the love of food. Which kind of glass does a Turkey prefer on Thanksgiving? A: Because April showers bring MayFlowers. And though I ebb in worth, I'll flow in thanks. If things go wrong with Thanksgiving dinner, don't lose your head. It already had the drumsticks. Zeb baster is for making gravy? Where should you bury your Thanksgiving potatoes (if they die)?
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Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? Tamara we'll be having turkey again. Eddie more stuffing, and I'm going to get a stomach ache. Trust us, once you get started, all the kids and adults at the table will be begging you not to stop.
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What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain? What will your refrigerator reply on the day after Thanksgiving, if asked, is everything alright there? Q: Why shouldn't you look at the turkey dressing? 55 Turkey Jokes Dad Has Definitely Said at the Thanksgiving Table. Thanksgiving jokes about turkey. Whether you are looking for ways to avoid awkward silences at the dinner table, or an easy activity to entertain your guests while you check the turkey, Thanksgiving jokes can be a great solution to both. Alice Williams Brotherton.
Up a dead bird's butt. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?