In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014), this is basically Leo's answer when Raph asks who put him in charge. You can use these jokes to make her laugh while also demonstrating your love for her. Musashi: Hey, your mamas so fat, shes got her own daimyo! Parodied in one Crayon Shin-chan comic strip where the titular character gets into a childish argument with his father, Hiroshi. Housemaster laughs at the name. How to reply to your mom jokes. Matthew Santoro made a video called Yo Mama, where he shares many "Yo Mama" jokes, such as, "Yo mamma's so ugly, she made blind kids cry! She didn't talk much but boy did she swallow. Lynch/Tyke: That's what yo' momma said last night! Also in Secret, if you let the Fettucini Flying Brothers argue over who gets to go in the cannon: Alfredo: Your mother wears combat slippers! Tug: Eh, that's what your mother said. Hux furiously orders him shot down. Claptrap takes it with him to Poker Night 2, kind of: Claptrap: I'm going all in... just like I did with your momma last night!
Yep, he's talkin' trash... "Iron Adonis Twins? " You: Ur country bisexual. Gangster: And you led them here, you stupid bitch? Bedazzled (2000): (in Spanish) "Your mom wears combat boots! It a unit of measure. It showed us everything. From the Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood episode: [Pat is poisoned and killed].
The Bible: - Classical Mythology: - Gender-Inverted Trope for Athena, where insulting her father for his sexual promiscuity is her Berserk Button (no matter how true it might be). In part 46 of their Sonic '06 playthrough, Jon does it to Arin by accident. He's just about to break it out when his beeper goes off, revealing that he's done for the day. Hey, you know who else looks pregnant in photographs? In Episode 47: Kaiba: Hey, uh, question. Gene: You smell like maybe you forgot to wear deodorant today! Caboose:.., that's funny. When Dream and the hunters were in the Nether in "Minecraft Speedrunner VS 3 Hunters FINALE", BadBoyHalo told a joke to Dream, to which he responded with this trope. What to say when someone says your mom blogs. Leave my mother out of this! Bean: Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a plumber.
Because she left the phone off the hook. Is that how much your mother charged? So the sins of my mother should be visited upon me! Thaos: Have your friends proven a worthy distraction from the pain of ostracism? Makes a Bronx cheer sound). Interestingly, one boy says something critical about his friend's father, and this is considered a serious breach of etiquette, whereas taunts about mothers are understood to be kidding. So uh, a spaceship crashed in my yard. Liz: Your mum's an armadillo! "Mom's recipe for iced coffee: 1. Let me do your work. You know who else likes to polish people's rocks? List of "My Mom" jokes | | Fandom. From the top of my head to the tips of my toes, I love you.
You are everything for me. Jon tries to train Garfield to be an "attack cat", and makes a dummy for him to practice on. He has to write in code in case anyone intercepts the letter. What to say when someone says your mom is a. "Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse. " Godfrey: I knew your mother when she was making hers. Chef Cat: And you're ugly, just like your mum! Caboose: Like a mercenary. That's how I teach them irony. " Posted by 9 years ago.
That expression she's got, like she's got dung under her nose? A penguin in the washing machine. When Uub refuses to step into the ring with Goku because of stage fright, Goku tries to motivate him by insulting his family: Goku: Hey, yo' momma's so fat, cows moo at her! Your momma was a snowblower! " Yami: You heard me, Kaiba. What to say when someone says your mom is pregnant. One of the answers in Scout Teaches Class. An American Tail has a scene in Fievel Goes West where Tiger escapes a pack of dogs on a train. A Slim Jim commercial features two guys whose car breaks down and get picked up by an Amish man: Man: I gotta ask, man. The dealer thinks it's this trope and takes offense.
Yami: Yes, you can stop searching, Kaiba. You know who else has a meeting in 8? Or was thy mother too busy whoring herself to teach thee proper manners? Cell manages to work one into his broadcast announcing the Cell Games: Cell: And much like Vegeta's mother, I will accept all comers. Man, you went down faster than your mama at the Christmas party! The Trash Talk from White Men Can't Jump is full of this: "Your momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. The winning zinger is delivered in Chinese.
You know who doesn't run out of gas? Made even more hilarious by the fact that, since both the Q and the M are omnipotent, immortal beings, none of them actually had mothers. "Your mom got -3 kills in bed last night! Alien Nation: A fairly nasty insult amongst Newcomers is that one's "mother mates out of season. One particular phrase seemed to hit a little below the belt: Jumba: Ugh! I'm able to skip the rock as many times as I want! "Kids are challenging. In Revelations, Ezio finds himself in a street-fight: Citizen: You have something to say to me?
Blackblood tries to persuade Mek-Quake that, since they're all robots, none of them have mothers. ", just like her creator. Yeah, you're a real combat specialist! Clickhole gives us "I Put on a Fat Suit to Understand What It's Like to Be Your Mom ", a cascade of these strung together in the style of a clickbait article written with Condescending Compassion. A misunderstanding of such an insult caused one instance of schism between players in the Indian cricket team. In Michael Connelly's novel The Gods of Guilt, Haller rattles off an incriminating license plate number ("One Echo Robert five six seven six") and antagonist Detective Lee Lankford shoots back with "What is that, your mom's phone number? Rigby: You know who else finds their clothes in the garbage? Roy, over a frozen lake, teasing a fish: "Hey, fish! And bursts out laughing. Your mum probably isn't gonna read it. "How's your wife and my kids? Harry uses it against Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, after Malfoy insults Ron's mother's weight: Harry: You know your mother, Malfoy?
It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. Fear City: When Detective Wheeler interrogates Rossi, Rossi insults him by calling the police officer's mother a whore. You know who else has a lot to think about? One of two responses an annoyed Dragon of Dojima can give is "I peacocked your mom. "
Hey losers, where'd you get those outfits? In Part 4 of Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney, which includes a re-enactment of the exchange between Denver Fenton Allen and a judge, a college-age Phoenix, who plays Allen, caps off a string of expletives to the judge with "Your Mom, " and the judge replies by giving him 10 years for contempt of court. That was the worst yo mama joke I've ever heard. Do I insult your mother?
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