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The mildly retarded one leaves to the restroom. "I smoke pot every now and then, " said the guy. What do you do with a drunken sailor? I heard homosexuality is illegal in the Middle East, punishment for being gay is to go to jail, where you will be surrounded by loads of other men.
They peer down the hall at a guy ramming his walker into the wall. The Second one says, "My son is so rich and successful he bought his best friend a Private Jet. J. : [Grabbing her cell phone] Well, unfortunately for you, I happen to know that the guy you're dating is always under speed dial number one. I just want to go into retirement. Butt seriously, cum on, gay jokes aren't funny.
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