Even more so when he's horrifically burned alive by a monster summoned by Meatwad, as he makes his feelings known to Frylock, afterwards. Gary decides to shrink the both of them down to action figure-size and give them to his duaghter as a Christmas present. He doesn't give people gifts; the people of London are instead supposed to give gifts to him. The place turned out to be a crappy tourist trap run by a surly, disheveled Santa who grumpily grouses at the Reeds for not bringing a sundae. Linkara: (sarcastically giving a thumbs-up) Awesome! Later, the real Santa smacks a department store psychologist with his cane for telling an impressionable young boy that he was mentally ill for wanting to do good on Christmas. I've had Dr. Linksano working on it around the clock. That being said, being coerced into sitting on Santa's lap by parents may not be pleasant to touch-averse children (and a fair amount of children on the autistic spectrum) either, however well-meaning the Santa and parents are. Santa the barbarian and the pirates of the north pole trailer. Batman figures it out in the nick of time and stops the hitman just before he reaches the house — then puts the costume on and does the Santa appearance himself. He must defend himself and his relatives using his wits and array of various gadgets. In "Koopa Klaus", King Koopa wears a Santa outfit and calls himself Koopa Klaus. In A Fairly Odd Christmas, Santa apparently has put Timmy on the naughty list for being too generous with people through his fairies, thus giving Santa nothing to do. Sam & Max: Freelance Police The first episode of Sam and Max Beyond Time and Space, "Ice Station Santa, " has the Freelance Police trying to subdue a deranged Santa Claus.
The Krampus in one comic anthology story schemed a comeback into the public consciousness by murdering Santa in front of children from an orphanage. The context is never made clear, but one issue of the Deadpool comic started with Deadpool hunting down and killing a machine gun-wielding Santa Claus. Santa the barbarian and the pirates of the north pole theme. Linkara: (incredulously) So he's going after retired people?! The Bloats and the Patriarch were both re-skinned into evil Santas trying to kill your group. In reality, Santa doesn't exist and his brother Jason Todd is feeding into his delusions for kicks.
Daredevil: Born Again. Linkara: At least, not in my copy of the Bible. He also wouldn't give Hayate any presents. The Boondocks: Besides Huey Freeman's conspiracy theories relating Santa Claus to Satan and belief that modern Christmas is a disgrace, his brother has a feud going with Santa Claus and at one point receives a letter from threatening to shoot up their street during a flyby. In Real Life the original St Nicholas is also patron saint of repentant thieves. They're actually angels, bringing children to Mika - a female Archangel Michael - to be brought to a new world when this world ends. And I don't mean on a date, you [*bleep*][*bleep*]! The aptly named villain Bad Santa from Axe Cop whose abilities include the Power of Christmas and a guitar that hurts peoples' ears. One episode of Homicide: Life on the Street featured a drunk man dressed like Santa who had been taken into custody after he had threatened to jump off a building and shot his wife with a water gun. Santa The Barbarian And The Pirates Of The North Pole (Version 2) - Sheet music for Flute, Clarinet, Alto Saxophone, Tenor Saxophone, Trumpet, Horn in F, Trombone, Tuba, Chinese Cymbal, Concert Bass Drum. Linkara: (glumly, with his head on his hand) Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn.
Narrator: 'Word', said his homie; 'I've got my nine. The Jolly Roger Telephone Company is a company which provides bots to waste the time of telemarketers, with recordings of some of these calls posted on the Internet. I... wanted... Linkara: (stunned) You... You wanted a big knife? Eventually, Heenan grew tired of having to play nice and began to openly insult and mock the tradition of Christmas and Santa Claus, all this while dressed as Santa. He then tied the thief to the front of the truck containing the toys, put antlers on him, and drove him through traffic. Barbarian flag hi-res stock photography and images. Jingle All the Way featured a scene of a warehouse full of mall Santas and elves who turned out to be scamming imposters, selling counterfeit versions of popular toys. It was made into a Christmas Episode of the cartoon show.
One of the bosses in the CarnEvil Arcade Game is Krampus, a warped, horned, green-clad version of Santa, who attacks by clawing the player or pelting them with presents and flaming coal while taunting you with phrases such as "Have a nice lump a' coal! " Don Pygoscelis was eventually beaten in 2009, replaced by the seemingly-reformed Crimbomination... then in 2010, the Crimbomination became a Corrupt Corporate Executive who turned Crimbo Town into the headquarters of a soulless corporation, CRIMBCO. In Gex: Deep Cover Gecko, one of the goals of the Xmas-themed mission is to defeat an evil Santa by hitting back the presents he's throwing at Gex. Evidence that the creators can't even spell correctly! It's a Christmas classic in France. Santa the barbarian and the pirates of the north pole painting. Laura of Mnemosyne dresses up as Santa in one episode then proceeds to blow stuff up and shoot people after saying "Ho ho ho. It certainly makes more sense than anything else.
To see an exaggerated version of Bad Santa, see Santabomination. Linkara: So the combined totals of almost every child on Earth were so bad as to not deserve presents? Linkara (v/o): WHY ARE YOU ALL HAPPY ABOUT THIS?!?! This lands him in Bellevue, as part of the psychologist's petty attempt at revenge and leads to the court case at the end of the film. The canon of this story is questionable and has never been fully addressed, seeing as Santa isn't depicted this way in DC Comic stories that happened before or since; Lobo has spoken about it, but he can be an Unreliable Narrator at times. This story was later adapted into an episode of the Tales from the Crypt TV series. Elf: Shave 'em down with your mighty twin blade, Santa! Thanks, but, you know, mostly up yours. They should be a time when we are enjoying ourselves.