When Joey almost walks in on a tryst between Monica and Chandler in the middle of the night, they succeed in convincing him that it's 9AM when it's really 3 - Joey apparently has never been awake at 9. Rachel heads across to Chandler and Joey's apartment; Joey Sr. is in the kitchen, leaning on the counter and reading the paper] Morning, Mr. Trib. Joey: Yes, yes I did! Hangs up; to Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler] I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people. Chandler: [looks at the bag] Yes it is, at Office Max! Sarcastic alternative to big deal crossword puzzles. I don't have your boots.
Rachel just stares at her waiting to see if she just heard what she said]. Then it gets even funnier when the nonplussed flight attendant says that "there's no phalange! As Rachel is physically assaulting Ross:Phoebe: Should we do something? Sarcastic alternative to big deal crossword. Well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe. The funniest part is how they subtly and gently bounce along, them the "aweemaweh" start, and then they start actually dancing. Joey: Dammit, Phoebe!
I-I-I-II need to, I need to lie down. Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker. Recent usage in crossword puzzles: - New York Times - Dec. 20, 2006. Joey and Chandler grin]. Words of admiration NOT! - crossword puzzle clue. Hey, Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool? She smirks at her own joke]. Then Ross arrives as Phoebe leaves:Phoebe: Bye, Ross! Chandler accidentally walked in on Rachel before, and got together with Monica later, which means he got to see the breasts of all three of the girls over time! Joey: [writes on a pad] Joe... Stalin. Laughs, all the while Chandler is completely unfazed]. Rachel finds out that Monica is still a virgin:Rachel: Monica?
Phoebe:... No, not Phoebe, Doctor Phalange. Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel turn in unison to glare at Ross]. Hey, can you get a little closer so I can see the price? Monica whispers an explanation that makes Joey's eyes go very wide). Phoebe: You two would have very hairy children. An argument about who gets to be Ross's best man turns into an argument about who gets to be Chandler's best man:Chandler: I'm not even getting married! Turns around and pulls his trousers down slightly; Chandler and Joey continue to make disgusted sounds of protest until they actually see the "thing" on Ross' back]. A lonely gray couch! Sarcastic alternative to big deal crossword puzzle. Joey: I'm sayin' I see a difference.
Rachel gives him a look] Oh, sorry, when my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of "tiger"s. Got a lot of "champ"s, "chief"s, "sport"s, I even got a "governor"! Chandler: [sarcastically] Thanks man! In order to convince a Loony Fan that Joey is Dr Drake Remoray's evil twin, Rachel and Monica use some soap opera cliches and throw their drinks at him. Chandler's line when they find Rachel's boyfriend freaking out at the andler: Step away from the duck. I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. I just wanted a simple wedding, WHERE MY FIANCE COULD GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS!!! Chandler: [Beat] If I helped, we could find them faster! Phoebe: [sees Joey peeking out of Rachel's bedroom to check if the coast is clear] Ha ha, that's great! So Chandler goes home to complain to Monica:Chandler: [entering the apartment to see Monica on the couch] Ross is Batman! Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?! Monica: That was unbelievable. No, but it's good, it's... Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Despite Phoebe's pleas to the contrary, Monica agrees to meet Amanda for dinner the next night, but they plan for Monica to get a fake phone call saying Chandler and Mike were in an accident.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up. Shoves Chandler to the other end of the sofa] Get back over on your side of the- [sees what Chandler was trying to avoid looking at] HELLOOO! They're trying to take Joey! Apparently, to you people, I look like someone who's got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum! Man by the window: But why? Just to make them like you... Um... you've had a lot of sex, right? Chandler had been avoiding telling her about them, until she tries to give him one in front of everyone. Chandler: But, uh, you're more plugged into that whole show business thing. Monica and Chandler are finally about to have sex in the private room next to Rachel's (Chandler ponders about telling Rachel there's a private room available, but an increasingly desperate Monica says no) when Janice's laugh comes through the adjoining Does that sound like Janice? For, say, Friday night perhaps, at 8:00? Joey: Yeah... Chandler: [removes the hockey stick the thief put through the handles and opens the door] What happened?? Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica. Did I get it wrong, did I get the hair wrong?
Joey: Holden McGroin. Phoebe: [deciding to join in] I love Jacques Cousteau! Chandler: [deadpan] Morning, Ross. Lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat... as needed. Monica: That's-that's not Phase Three. Chandler can't What am I gonna do? With a flirtatious "I'm doin' good baby, how 'bout you? "