One day Paddy decides to leave work early and surprise his wife but when he gets home he finds the kids all by themselves. If you are interested and want to go instead of me it's at Saint Philomena's Church, Lucan Rd, Dublin and her name is Mary. What the heck is she talking about? St. Patrick's Day Dad Jokes for Kids Irish I Had Written. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them last year. "I'll tell you what, 'lil Danny, " says Paddy, putting his arm around his inquisitive nephew.
"How did things work out? " Erin Gallagher rushed home and excitedly told her father, "Da, Paddy Flynn asked me to marry him! " What do you call an Irishman hanging from the ceiling? After a few minutes, all was quiet. A few minutes later the wife picked up some expensive face cream. Rose: I remember when I was a little girl back in St. Olaf.
Joke submitted by Mika C., Las Vegas, Nev. Ella: What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? Paddy calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to England with my boss and several of his friends for a fishing trip. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. Paddy was regaining consciousness in his hospital bed while his wife was sitting at his bedside. The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary. "Well I could, but I hardly know the woman". Near the end of the meal, Shannon reprimanded her husband. Said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? After his friends left, O'Malley's son whispered his confusion. Whats irish and stays out all night live. "It doesn't matter, " she said. "You see this basket thing? You don't know me, but I've come to.... " "Oh, no need to explain.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. I pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with. " You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs? "
Some dads are wholesome, some are not. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. How should I pack, for the beach or for the country? " Paddy smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now. In his highly aroused state, Sean readily agreed. What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? Whats irish and stays out all night lights. Suddenly Danny says, "Think I'm gonna divorce my wife; she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months. " Muldoon the pharmacist took one look at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. O'Malley replied, "Shure, that would be grand. " "Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. I slept with your sister, your best friend and the neighbor. " Have some fun with it by letting them create their own bonus jokes!
"Aw, c'mon uncle Pat, " says Danny. "My darling Kathleen, " he whispered.
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