I can live with it if you can. Hey, i'm big Tom's son, he'll fix everything, so i'm allowed to be a moron. Men laying their trick-money down. So, do you think "Zalinsky Industries" can help these folks? You still got your GTX car, huh? Yup, that'd be good. Our brake pads are made of a non-corrosive poly-plated...
You know what, you don't want none of me, think it through. Why can't i remember it? Did you hear i finally graduated? You can't sleep with the window open. And why shouldn't you? Tommy: [Trying to copy his father's quote] Hey, I'll tell you what. I'll see you Michelle.
We haven't made one sale. That wasn't so hard, was it? My boss will stick your heads up your asses... These shoes are Italian. Wanna step over to my club and have something to eat? Hearing something in the back seat, he and Richard realize the deer they hit is still alive]. I'm just having fun. Mommy, i want a popsicle.
Boy, would I like to get some of that! I need not know that. Helen: Jesus, what happened to your face? Michelle: Let's see... warrants outstanding: New Mexico-Mail Fraud.
Bull's ass, that's great. But there's a problem. Not here or here so much. I learned everything i know from him. That's when i blow it. Your firearms are useless against them! Richard, what were you doing? On the border of Iowa. And after that, figure it out. Now look son, these are our new catalogues. He's got really weird hair. You can stick your head up a butcher's back. We wanna sell the factory. Something went haywire down at shipping and receiving.
Way to go on that D +! You're not your dad. Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: Ha ha ha, why? We faxed to our shipping addresses, didn't we? We stop the trucks, we stop Tommy boy. Man, do i sound like an idiot? What the hell are- Oh, it's you. The web and also on Android and iOS.
Better go to the next station! Way to go, Tommy Callahan! Now let's see what happens when you're driving with "the other guy's brake pads". Paul: I don't know, something a little more dangerous. They were lying to your dad the whole time. Who's your favorite little rascal? Cause there's a town involved here. That's all it is, isn't it?
Holy Lord, look at this guy, caught him right after thanksgiving feast. Midol for any cramps. Thanks for your time. What have i got to lose? Everything he does is sweet. And you're really smart... Richard Hayden: I've never seen one close-up before. Boy, did i screw up. Oh, that has to be you. First rocker, take it, Tommy boy! It's like a bad "Twilight Zone". You can stick your head up a butcher' s r.o. This is Nicole Taylor, live from Chicago.
Hey, guess what, i just called "Auto Tech" and they decided to make an order. Ted Nelson, Customer: [pause] Okay, I'll buy from you. It's so cool that you're getting married Saturday. Tell you what, i'll go turn the friers back on and throw some wings in for ya. Tommy: [Looks out the window] Say!
No offense, but if i showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school she'd definitely be boner of the month. I'm nervous so i'm sweating. Paul: [screaming; car stops abruptly, sends Paul flying into a chair; a huge test bag drops down and smashes his testicles] Aaahh! Fish in a barrel, my man. Richard: Hi, I'm Earth. Only when i see something i want, Mrs. Just doesn't seem right. Tommy Boy (1995) - Chris Farley as Tommy. They're called doctors. Hi, i called about a ticket to Cuyahoga Falls, the name's Brock. Hmm... that's a mystery!
Zalinsky Industries has an offer on the table to buy us out. Why do you always have to de-turd this things? The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin. So where did you guys meet? You're letting moths in. Richard Hayden: You know what? All right, all right, hold it a second folks! Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good. You take dead animals to the vet?
Looking at a piece of shrimp from his plate]. Let me just call that up for you. Yeah, makes a man feel good. You see, back in Sandusky, Ohio, there are American workers at "Callahan Auto". Tommy: If I wanted a kiss, I'd call your mother! You say these brake pads are gonna revolutionize the industry? My father kept it running during the Depression.